On One Hand

October 8, 2004

I Hate Surveys

Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 12:24 pm

Livejournal surveys are dumb. No one reads what you have to write anyway – they’ll just skim it to see if they agree with you on anything and spend the next few hours filling it with their own answers. Surveys effectively usurp all creative energy and channel thoughts into a dull, pre-structured, ubiquitous format. In light of all this,

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Matt
2. Pizzuti
3. Matthew

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Quirk
2. Originality
3. Eyebrows

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Ears
2. Reserved
3. Can’t focus on anthing long enough to get really good at it

THREE THINGS YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND (yet):
1. The end of the Universe
2. Material determinism vs. spirituality
3. Percecption vs. reality

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. People who bend easily to peer pressure or diss on themselves fishing for compliments
2. Republicans
3. Colds

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Death
2. STDs
3. Flying

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Pen & paper and/or keyboard
2. Going outside
3. Some form of attention

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BRANDS:
1. IFC (movies)
2. Richeous Babe Records (ANI!)
3. Wild Oats (probably doesn’t count as a brand)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS @ THE MOMENT:
1. The Dandy Warhols – Bohemian Like You
2. Ani Difranco – Untouchable Face
3. Samantha Ronson – Built This Way

THREE person/or sets of PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Lorelei
2. Laura (lately)
3. Family

THREE THINGS YOU CAN’T DO:
1. Stay focused
2. Skateboard
3. Flirt effectively

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Hang out with old highschool friends
2. Play guitar
3. Write

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Bohemian friends
2. Get published (anything)
3. Figure out the whole religion thing

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. Writer (literature)
2. Journalist
3. Make up my own

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. New York
2. Seattle
3. Spain

THREE THINGS/PEOPLE YOU WANT GONE FROM YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW:
1. Wasting time
2. Debt
3. Procrastination

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Fall in love & stay together
2. Have a meaningful impact on culture
3. Have adventures and crazy experiences

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5 Comments »

  1. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND BOHEMIANS?

    Comment by calevert — October 8, 2004 @ 7:07 pm | Reply

  2. THREE THINGS YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND (yet):
    1. The end of the Universe

    Weird… I ponder that at least once a day.

    Comment by johnnya — October 9, 2004 @ 1:53 pm | Reply

  3. then why are u doing a survey?

    Comment by Anonymous — October 10, 2004 @ 7:08 am | Reply


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