On One Hand

October 14, 2004

Who is this?

Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 6:26 pm

I know this is lame and unintellectual, but I get so many more comments from entries like these, and I do enjoy a good conversation every once in a while.

According to his profile, he was fifteen, athletic, and from Minnesota. I vaguely remembered talking to him about being gay a few months ago; he’d gotten my screen name off of an old website I made when I was a sophomore in high school.

Bigtomato100 is me. I blacked the 15-year-old’s screen name out for privacy.

To respond before you ask: NO, I am not voting for Ralph Nader or the Green Party. I just put that there to scare away people I don’t want talking to me.



  1. I hate people like that.

    Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 12:39 am | Reply

    • You’re supposed to laugh at my witty responses, not commiserate.

      LAUGH, now, LAUGH. C’MON!

      Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 12:42 am | Reply

      • i mean.. ha.. ahhahahha.

        Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 12:46 am

      • Cool. So..

        have you talked to Sutton lately?

        j/k. I’m totally kidding. Totally.
        It’s a running joke, between the two of us.
        Nothing more.

        Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 12:50 am

      • Sutton’s my best friend, of course I’ve talked to him.

        Oh come on. You know if you lived in Charlotte or he lived wherever you live (CO? I suck) that you’d jump him. I sure did ;-).

        Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 1:03 am

  2. Yeah, that happens to me sometimes, too. Like, every 3 months or so, someone IMs me and asks who I am. I usualy have no clue who they are. I once got IM’d by someone who saw a picture of a friend of mine on my website. The guy actually went to my LJ info page, and got my IM stuff. Needless to say, I put that stuff to “Friends Only” stuff. Yeah… aren’t idiots fun?

    Comment by blessedpsycho — October 15, 2004 @ 12:49 am | Reply

  3. I had my IM name up on a few dating/personal sites. I got(and still get) the weirdest IMs every so often. Sometimes it’s just fun to play with them.

    Comment by andrewshead — October 15, 2004 @ 1:01 am | Reply

    • Long-time frequent readers of my journal should be sick of it by now, but I have this line I always use:

      Stranger: Hey

      Me: hi

      Stranger: How big is ur dick?

      Me: 3/4

      Stranger: ? 3/4 foot?

      Me: 3/4 inch. The doctors don’t know if they should call it a penis or a really big clit.

      Me: I’m very sensitive about it so don’t make fun of me.

      Stranger: [stranger signed off at 7:05 PM]

      Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 1:06 am | Reply

      • That’s an awesome response. Seriously, what person randomly IMs someone else and asks them how big his penis is? “Dumbass” is the only word that comes to mind.


        p.s. For some reason you remind me of Jim Morrison in your new user pic (obviously not the blonde shots; I’m talking about the shaggy, brown-haired one). Not that you really care. But for some reason I felt like telling you that.

        Comment by bemusedguy — October 15, 2004 @ 4:10 am

      • That’s actually an old one that I selected for this entry.

        Yeah, I thought I looked like him at the time but people were like “WTF are you talking about?!” I guess everybody sees things differently.

        Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 4:31 am

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