On One Hand

October 14, 2004

Who is this?

Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 6:26 pm

I know this is lame and unintellectual, but I get so many more comments from entries like these, and I do enjoy a good conversation every once in a while.

According to his profile, he was fifteen, athletic, and from Minnesota. I vaguely remembered talking to him about being gay a few months ago; he’d gotten my screen name off of an old website I made when I was a sophomore in high school.

Bigtomato100 is me. I blacked the 15-year-old’s screen name out for privacy.

To respond before you ask: NO, I am not voting for Ralph Nader or the Green Party. I just put that there to scare away people I don’t want talking to me.

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12 Comments »

  1. I hate people like that.

    Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 12:39 am | Reply

    • You’re supposed to laugh at my witty responses, not commiserate.

      LAUGH, now, LAUGH. C’MON!

      Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 12:42 am | Reply

      • i mean.. ha.. ahhahahha.

        Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 12:46 am

      • Cool. So..

        have you talked to Sutton lately?

        j/k. I’m totally kidding. Totally.
        It’s a running joke, between the two of us.
        Nothing more.

        Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 12:50 am

      • Sutton’s my best friend, of course I’ve talked to him.

        Oh come on. You know if you lived in Charlotte or he lived wherever you live (CO? I suck) that you’d jump him. I sure did ;-).

        Comment by iwishedforyou — October 15, 2004 @ 1:03 am

  2. Yeah, that happens to me sometimes, too. Like, every 3 months or so, someone IMs me and asks who I am. I usualy have no clue who they are. I once got IM’d by someone who saw a picture of a friend of mine on my website. The guy actually went to my LJ info page, and got my IM stuff. Needless to say, I put that stuff to “Friends Only” stuff. Yeah… aren’t idiots fun?

    Comment by blessedpsycho — October 15, 2004 @ 12:49 am | Reply

  3. I had my IM name up on a few dating/personal sites. I got(and still get) the weirdest IMs every so often. Sometimes it’s just fun to play with them.

    Comment by andrewshead — October 15, 2004 @ 1:01 am | Reply

    • Long-time frequent readers of my journal should be sick of it by now, but I have this line I always use:

      Stranger: Hey

      Me: hi

      Stranger: How big is ur dick?

      Me: 3/4

      Stranger: ? 3/4 foot?

      Me: 3/4 inch. The doctors don’t know if they should call it a penis or a really big clit.

      Me: I’m very sensitive about it so don’t make fun of me.

      Stranger: [stranger signed off at 7:05 PM]

      Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 1:06 am | Reply

      • That’s an awesome response. Seriously, what person randomly IMs someone else and asks them how big his penis is? “Dumbass” is the only word that comes to mind.

        -Lucas

        p.s. For some reason you remind me of Jim Morrison in your new user pic (obviously not the blonde shots; I’m talking about the shaggy, brown-haired one). Not that you really care. But for some reason I felt like telling you that.

        Comment by bemusedguy — October 15, 2004 @ 4:10 am

      • That’s actually an old one that I selected for this entry.

        Yeah, I thought I looked like him at the time but people were like “WTF are you talking about?!” I guess everybody sees things differently.

        Comment by ononehand — October 15, 2004 @ 4:31 am


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