On One Hand

August 23, 2005


Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 12:41 pm

Yeah, I’m fucking awesome. I’m walking through campus in tight clothes and aviators, looking ahead as everyone checks me out. The glasses hide my eyes so I can catch a glimpse of people glancing at me, thinking my eyes are off somewhere else. The more audacious girls smile in my direction and the guys nod and grin, letting me know they recognize our masculine covalence. A tall guy from a student group darts through the crowd to hand me a free T-shirt. I avoid him, saying I already have one, but he follows me, throwing it over my shoulder and telling me I could really use it. I’m that cool.
It’s not until I get to the courtyard behind the Student Center that I realize: not only is my fly open, but . . . shit’s hanging out. Sweet.



  1. hahaha – seriously?

    Comment by jdhenchman — August 23, 2005 @ 6:56 pm | Reply

  2. If only to be a fly in that courtyard.

    Comment by waggy3eb — August 23, 2005 @ 7:02 pm | Reply

  3. Whooaaa, what shit exactly is hanging out?

    Comment by lancerboi — August 23, 2005 @ 7:04 pm | Reply

  4. i don’t know whether to laugh or give you a hug.

    Comment by bradfordneal — August 23, 2005 @ 8:43 pm | Reply

    • It’s OK to laugh. I wasn’t that upset about it.

      Comment by ononehand — August 23, 2005 @ 9:40 pm | Reply

  5. Aviators are the shiznit.

    Its how I rollzzz.


    Comment by timberwolves — August 23, 2005 @ 10:14 pm | Reply

  6. Do you know Lorelei? I think I met you once last year in the education building when you or someone that looks like you was next to Lorelei. I am unsure. But you know Mr. Troxel so you must be cool.

    Comment by timberwolves — August 23, 2005 @ 10:23 pm | Reply

    • Lorelei and I were roommates all last year. She’s a cool girl, very smart and well-informed, and can give you textbook renditions of any women’s rights or GLBTQ issue.

      Comment by ononehand — August 24, 2005 @ 12:03 am | Reply

  7. too hip!

    Comment by randomcha — August 23, 2005 @ 11:58 pm | Reply

  8. ohhh dear. LOL.

    Comment by arazel — August 24, 2005 @ 3:18 am | Reply

  9. Ouch.

    Comment by edwilson26 — August 24, 2005 @ 5:11 am | Reply

  10. Definately saw you looking hot as you walked through campus

    Comment by fb_shs — August 24, 2005 @ 6:43 pm | Reply

  11. what a great start to the school year 😛

    Comment by hurley_chik — August 25, 2005 @ 1:25 pm | Reply

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