On One Hand

February 13, 2006

The ascetic

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From: Mail Delivery Subsystem
To: pizzuti@colorado.edu
Subject: Returned mail: see transcript for details

—– The following addresses had permanent fatal errors —–

(reason: 550 5.1.1 unknown or illegal alias: the.olsen.twins@mail.nyu.edu)

(*&the ascetic approached the seer after a long
journey, and asked, @#hkjvbn5^&*((*) O seer, but why DID the chicken
*(&cross the road?
Was it fear? Despair? Samsara? A quest for elightenment?
##(*&)(*86r5j^%&
The seer stroked his greay beart and paused
before answering:
“You querry wisely o gnat-fibre hygienist!
Maybe the chicken crossed the road simply because
he was an Aristotelian,
and *^&LK
to gross the road is the essence of Chicken.

^&*kjl7586********But why
DID the chicken cross the
road!?********%$^&,m46^%&l*^&*(hkljhjkl645
********But why DID the chicken cross the road!?********HJL568%$^)*&(
%*&($@#

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