On One Hand

April 30, 2008

To Ezra

Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 1:15 pm

A letter to Ezra Pound,
the poet:

My father once questioned my use of the word “tool.” He wanted to know if it has anything to do with being used by someone else to accomplish a task, or if women could be tools, or if the point of the term is for the person being called a tool to not know what you mean by it. The definition we settled on was that it is someone of exaggerated self-importance, who holds himself to be more popular than he really is, elite in the face of mass-appeal or appealing when he is actually narcissistic. My big five, for example, is Nicolas Cage, Bill O’Reilly, Tyra Banks, Ryan Seacrest and Tom Cruise. Anyway, I wanted to thank you for crafting a fabulous identity that countless others would follow.

Dear Robert Frost,
the concept:

They put a statue of you on campus here. Guess what they portrayed you doing! No, seriously, guess. I wanted you to know that every time I pass your bronzed figure on a wint’ry morning, alone, I catch it out of the corner of my eye, and it freaks me out. I think there is an exceptionally quiet man sitting near me that I did not notice till we were just 5 feet apart. I also want you to know that this is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever written.

Ode to Walt Whitman,
the old man in the wilderness:

I want to wrap myself in the blanket of your beard and march into the woods.

I want to take my shoes off and slack-line across your poetry, barring split infinitives.

I want to wear shirts with big conspicuous holes like the kids at Naropa do, because god, they freaking love you there.

I want to write everything in anaphora because that’s what you would do, and because Ginsburg really knew what’s up when he wrote that poem. Yeah, that guy was pretty cool.

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2 Comments »

  1. i enjoyed this entry

    Comment by somenights — April 30, 2008 @ 8:56 pm | Reply

  2. I love the Walt Whitman ode. Are you being sarcastic like Ginsberg in the supermarket? I sense you are.

    Ginsberg was funny.

    Comment by timberwolves — May 1, 2008 @ 6:16 pm | Reply


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