On One Hand

April 10, 2009

Glenn Beck Exhibits Manic-Depression for Our Viewing Pleasure

Filed under: Uncategorized — ononehand @ 2:13 pm

As a feminist, it is with great reluctance and sparingly that I use the word “twat.” But I am convinced that Glenn Beck began as a theater major in college and was later kicked out of the program for chronic over-acting. It seems that Fox News is increasingly overrun by white guys whose primary identity statement should be I CANNOT CONTAIN MY BURGEONING EMOTIONALITY!!!!

(As a former English major, it is with great reluctance and sparingly that I repeat exclaimation points.)

Just slap a bit of lipstick on him and that diva BELT! (Incidentally, Glenn Beck is my stripper name.)

Interesting that he chooses closeted-gay Mark Shultz to immolate – I can see the headline now: Glenn Beck Lights Gay Man On Fire In Most Televised Hate Crime In History, To Prove How Bad Obama Is.

I am eager for Mr. Beck to finally explode and cover us all in his twinkie-cream-filled goodness.



  1. this is horrifying and hilarious. I’m almost tempted to start watching fox just for this man’s particular brand of unintentional comedy.

    Comment by not_a_freak — April 11, 2009 @ 5:26 am | Reply

  2. This Glenn Beck cracka gots a crack in his head!

    Comment by timberwolves — April 11, 2009 @ 7:05 am | Reply

  3. You are a stripper?

    I had no idea. Where do you strip?

    Comment by Anonymous — April 21, 2009 @ 5:18 pm | Reply

    • Re: You are a stripper?

      It’s a joke. Your “stripper name” is your first pet’s name followed by the street you grew up on.

      Well, reverse Glenn Beck as Beck Glenn and it sounds like a stripper name.

      Comment by ononehand — April 21, 2009 @ 6:04 pm | Reply

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